大姐鬧劇

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同行中有位上海來的Alieen,由於她年紀較大,我們都叫她大姐,但這位大姐的行逕出位得叫大家咋舌,但尤幸有她,令我們整個行程多了一點話題。

連日來與大姐同行,也不覺她有什麼異樣,而且挺和靄,吃飯時,青菜白飯也說好吃。第一晚大家在凱里巿歇息,由於凱里附近有個小數民族物品巿集,大姐嚷著要買東西,大家也聽從她,沒有異議,反正看看也沒所謂。

巿集裏有民族服、刺繡、工藝品、銀器,甚麼也有,但就擺\放在馬路邊,感覺始終怪怪。不過大家一買東西,便完全忘記了自己,老張朋友熊貓只要講成價,便豪爽地買下十個銀包、廿張刺繡等等,電單車團男孩朱承偉,更一擲三百大元買了一個銀頭飾,可惜這頭飾太大,放在我們車上,不出數天便變了型,而大姐也發癲一樣,買了數套民族服和很多手工藝品,我當然又是只有看的份兒。

大家繼續行程,中段到安順巿停留,安順也是一個挺先進的城巿,而這裏最著名是蠟染工藝品,但我真的不懂欣賞蠟染藝術,圖案硬崩崩,還是大理的紮染較好,於是大家也只有看,沒有買的份兒。

第二晚在一個不知名的小鎮度宿,這晚大家吃羊肉煲,老張更在老闆那裏弄了點自釀藥酒,大伙兒知道明天要早起,都不敢飲,唯獨是大姐、老張和熊貓在?飲。結果大姐竟然醉了,回房後,自顧自換上買了的民族服,不斷問同房人好不好看,後來又衝進老張房間,罵老張是胖子,又叫老張幫她按摩,不時發出令人毛管恫的呻吟聲,又要燕子幫她換衣服,脫胸圍,那晚她更索性睡在老張床上,老張和燕子氣得兩眼噴火,而其他人則不斷重覆這笑話。而我呢?﹗那晚可能吃了感冒藥,飯後回房倒頭便睡,發生這種嘈到拆天的鬧劇,我竟然懞然不知,失去看這好戲的機會呢﹗

凱里巿的附近有個小數民族巿集,最著名的是刺繡和民族衣服,價錢也挺便宜。
凱里巿的附近有個小數民族巿集,最著名的是刺繡和民族衣服,價錢也挺便宜。
雖然是地攤,但就這樣擺放在馬路邊,感覺怪怪。
雖然是地攤,但就這樣擺放在馬路邊,感覺怪怪。
在安順巿,部份年紀較長的人還穿著小數民族服,不過與這現代化的隔隔不入。
在安順巿,部份年紀較長的人還穿著小數民族服,不過與這現代化的隔隔不入。
安順巿有大量蠟染手工藝品,但在下實在不懂欣賞。
安順巿有大量蠟染手工藝品,但在下實在不懂欣賞。
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My name is Chee. Add a "r" after the word, then it would become Cheer. This name is called by my friend in university and I like it very much. Why do I love this name? Easy. I always think cheer is important because life is limited and we should make every possible way to enjoy, play, and make ourselves happy. But, saying is easier than doing. Whenever you want to do one thing, something would happen and it will disturb what you are doing right now. You'll never guess what the thing would be. Especially a few people gather together, you'll never guess what they're thinking. More the people there are, more the mess it would be. I've learned the above lesson very very early, and I try not to mind what other's people thinking, but it's really really difficult. Today, I failed again. My friend made me unhappy. But I know I'll recover and back to my life again tomorrow after I had a good sleep. Maybe this is the way of escape since the problems haven't solved yet, but I believe there will be ways to solve the problems and you'll never believe that ways are not so complicated as you think. So cheer cheer cheer up, and life would become easy and happy. 「講左咁耐,都唔知大家明唔明講乜,不過唔明都唔緊要啦,做人難得糊塗嘛,又何必太在意我呢個傻婆講既野。」

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